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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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