she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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