She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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