I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
