i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Randomize
