The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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