well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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