She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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