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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.

  (478): View more from Georgia

  Moment of silence for the loss of that option.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw

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• (707): View more from California

  Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I believe in your delicious

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt

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• (323): View more from California

  I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Who did he bring home?

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  Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.

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