Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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