But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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