So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
