Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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