The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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