His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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