Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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