Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Randomize
