Me. At least after what I've been through.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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