Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
So squirting runs in the family.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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