Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
the day after is always just damage control
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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