And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
