Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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