She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Randomize
