im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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