i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
