Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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