Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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