If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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