My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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