I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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