you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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