Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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