If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Operation Purity has been aborted
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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