I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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