You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
