reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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