I just saw a hot homeless man
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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