that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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