did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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