Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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