I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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