I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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