this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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