Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Randomize
