Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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