I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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