"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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