Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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