alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I didn't notice because vodka
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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