ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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